Things my dad has asked me for in the last 48 hours:

Foot Powder

The whipper (a hand mixer)

The dobbie (an adopted Doberman pincher)

A woman of particular ethnic origin who he just met in the elevator.  The…

Popeyes Chicken

Cheesecake- also from Popeyes

The beef tongue

An Oven

For more context on Popeyes, the beef tongue debacle, and more.

The Camels

Four packs of Camels

My cigs

Laundry

My cake

As if he didn’t have all the food items he requested already!

Wineeee

A universal remote

Pliers

A couple o’ tables and a TV tray

A simple smile from a convoluted man avoiding convolescence

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